The columnists at the New York Times are really flexing their Ivy League brainpower today.
Let’s see if we can make our own clickbait Times Opinion headlines.
“Gen Z is ditching the burger. It’s about time.”
“Gen Z-ers say cigarettes are cool again. Where’s my lighter?”
“Gen Z is broke. It’s your fault, millennials. “
“I spent three days in a Gen Z influencer compound. Bro, you need to rizz up your vibe.”
“Gen Z-ers are gooning 6 hours a day. Would you hand me that bottle of lotion?”
C.B. Crenshaw 